October 2009
23 posts
From the Mind of Craig Belgard
“Lisa Leslie is coming to my work today. She’s talking about liver cancer, but I really hope they set up a basketball hoop and have her dunk on the 6’10” guy who works down the hall.”
-DirtSpreader
Why does my house smell like Kool-Aid?
Watch40 mile ride through Joshua Tree which included a nine mile down hill. Then a nine mile up hill.
I’m at a restaraunt where they have a ‘litre of wine’ for $11. Is that white trash for a ‘bottle’?
Now Vic and I are scavanging the property in our spandex trying to start a fire with yard tools (no matches). Kendall, Annie and Nate are MIA and it is pitch black. The desert is dark.
Walking our bikes along a dirt road after a 40 mile ride through Joshua Tree. Its almost dark and Scott Alexander almost wrestled a snake.
WatchJet Setting video with Three Scotts.
Video editing and production credit to Scott Smith of Paradigm Productions. Music credit to Miley.
Manlihood secured: Dawn’s headlight changed, grease on pants, cuts on hands.
The weekend may commence now.
Call I Received 5 Minutes Ago
Guy: Hey, Scott. This is ______ from ________ and I just wanted to clear things up. You've been dealing with Jeff, and then Cory, but Cory has now since moved on--but I'm your guy now.
Me: Oh, OK. Good to know.
Guy: So yea, I'm sorry about all the confusion in the past, but I'm looking forward to some great things when we work with you.
Me: ...who is this again?
Guy: Oh, sorry, this is This is ______ from ________ . We have all large scale audio visual set ups and any other display needs you would have. We're currently doing Jay-Z's tour right now. I'm looking at your website, and it looks great. Tell me a bit about what you're doing.
Me: OK, what site are you looking at?
Guy: (laughs uncomfortably)...well...I guess I'm not really on your site...wrong site! (more uncomfortable laughter) I'm just on Google...
Me: Oh, hey, I got another call coming in. Send me an e-mail. Thanks for calling. (hang up).
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This is why I hope newspapers never die. Wishful thinking.
