Scott Woodruff, from time to time: Archive

May 30th

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May 30th

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Infinite Post Office Wisdom

Note to self: buying 50, 1-cent stamps is not nearly as effective as 1, 50-cent stamp.

May 29th

Top 7 Things I Will Do When/If I Lose My Job

My job takes too much “me time”. I’m missing out on the things I actually like to do, and you’re thinking “Hey, Scott’s really onto something this time which is a huge departure from the usual B.S. he is spouting.” Reblog this with your own list so we will have a huge list of unemployment activities. 1. Skateboard more. 2. Ride my bike everywhere. 3....

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May 23rd

Happiness is: your mom dropping you off @ the bar before 6 pm.

May 23rd

May 21st

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Mind in the Sky

My mom, Tim and M arrive today in about an hour, it’s going to be great to see all of them. Last night I asked my mom to e-mail me her flight info so I could check their status online. Here’s what she sent me: Flight# 13D Manchester- 6AM Flight # 19F Depart Detroit @ 9:30AM Those are her seating assignments. I think she’s a little excited to get out of NH.

May 20th

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Weird Dream I had 1.6

On Friday night I had a dream that I was driving through the back streets of San Clemente. I approached a train track crossing, and as I did the signals started flashing and the bars came down in front of me. But right before they came all the way down a big black pickup truck slid under them and tried to cut in front of me. I looked up at the driver and it was Anthony Kiedis with Flea in the...

May 18th

Watch

Reason # 4,571 why I hate the NFL. And how many rings is he going to get, in how many years?

May 18th

EARTHQUAKE!

May 18th

I just got my ass slapped by a drunk, old, weirdo. “It was a compliment.,” she told me.

May 18th

Fact of the day: the Doheny Blues Fest is not a place of congregation for attractive, young coeds.

May 18th

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May 16th

Classic

gifparty: One of my favorite scenes in this movie.

May 16th

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May 15th

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Weird Dream I Had Last Night 1.5

I dream that I am driving a minivan with cream-colored interior, and passengers I do not know sitting behind me. I don’t even know where I’m driving until I pull into the storefront of a manicure/ pedicure place. I am skeptical, until someone behind me reassures me that I will enjoy it and since summer is coming, I need to prepare my feet. The entire inside of the shop is garnished in...

May 14th

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