June 2009
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Blew it
Don’t take this the wrong way, and I mean no disrespect to Michael Jackson by any means when saying this. I thought he was amazing, and despite his oddities, still respected and admired him immensely.
BUT I BLEW IT, and I just realized it. I knew of his passing seemingly a half hour after it was reported, and failed to go to GoDaddy.com to buy any domain that referenced...
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Weird Dream I had 1.6
I had a dream last night that I woke up in the morning to find Mojo standing in my kitchen with an empty milk carton in his hand saying, “There’s no milk.” I knew this to be untrue, because I used milk the night before and made sure there was some left so I could use it on the cereal I was looking forward to eating that morning. In my living room were two girls I went to high...
I. Hate. Tuesday. Nights.
Annnnnnddd
I’m out of almonds. It was fun while it lasted.
Nothing is more soothing than watching the US Open at 230 in the morning. “GET IN THE HOLE!”
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Tweet?
How does one keep gaining followers on Twitter, when I’ve never even Tweeted anything? I don’t even know these people!
Momma cooked the breakfast with no hog
I just saw an ant in my bowl of granola. Instead of picking him out, I just stirred him in.
Today is going to be a good day.
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We’re taking the 4S to see the mini horse tomorrow. 120 mph to a slow trot.
My Day
C r a w l i n g
I just had to wait 15 minutes to buy three $.42 stamps at the post office. Government agencies are so outdated its a joke.