July 2009
57 posts
I'm old
I just put Icy Hot on my hip.
There is a Dutch family with a small Dutch boy (unsure of any relation to the Dutch Boy of paint fame) playing in the pool outside of my porch right now. He has not stopped speaking in the last hour and I do not know how he can sustain such a constant high pitched conversation with himself.
I actually prefer the jackhammers over this kid speaking right now.
Major News
Think about this right now (and I’m claiming this as my claim): the Internet is f’n amazing.
Think about how much you love it. Honestly. It is the single most amazing thing in your life right now.
Bar none.
Your job sucks, you’re looking for en exit strategy with your boyfriend, and more often than not your friends let you down. You know what doesn’t suck like all those...
G'oooohhoooo
Do you ever get so many thoughts and ideas in your head, that it feels like there aren’t enough places to put them? Your hands can’t type fast enough, or there isn’t enough ink in the pen to cover all you want to say, or you can’t even translate what it is you’re trying to convey. It would only make sense to you.
Today was definitely one of those days.
From 8:30 am...
Last night I sewed a button onto a pair of shorts that were missing the main securing button (is there a word for that button?) for nearly two years. It’s like buying a new pair of shorts, without spending the money or having to go to the store.
Sometimes I impress myself.
11 Things I Learned This Weekend
I can still get excited to see my surf heros in person under normal conditions.
In Capo Beach, you don’t need a shirt to be in a bar.
I am not that scared of big waves, contrary to prior belief.
Wu Tang and Huey Lewis don’t get nearly enough air time at our house.
Entering—and exiting—the parking garage at The Getty is neither a fast, nor cool process.
Concerts at the...
“If It Makes You Happy”
Roxy Music
“What a Fool Believes”
-Doobie...
“Terrible Series of Phone Calls between the hours of 9:15 am and 9:18 am
Steve:...”
I just called one of my friends to catch up with him, and this is is how he answered: ” Yo buddy, I’m at the White House. Call you back.”
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Labor Day WKND
Alright: so thanks to a text i just received from Craig, I now have my Labor Day weekend all mapped out. Text below:
“I just toured the Boulder recycle center, you would love this place. I’m taking you here next visit.”
Itin:
Friday: Do Denver with the Babo Lax team/Joblon wedding party
Saturday: Tour Boulder Recycle Center
Sunday: Crash Joblon Wedding still reeking of...
Phew
My car smelled way less like Dude than I thought it would after the epic 4 day road trip. All that remains are broken glass under the front seats, empty Red Bull cans, and change the Craig left behind all over the car. Now if I could only get my front window to roll all the way up.
Tuesday AM
Oh, Lucky Charms. Sometimes I feel like you’re the only one that understands me.
I just had my car broken into in San Fransisco. City living is tough. We’re not in Dana Point anymore.
91 in the g ride so the turbo doesn’t ping. Its how we do in SF.
MY PEEPS IN OTHER COUNTRIES
scottkendall:
This is just a quick shout out to my readers in the UK and Iran. I don’t know who you are, but it’s great to have you!
Some poor, single, Iranian potato farmer is trying to get the URL “spudspud.com” so he can start a fundraising site (I never said he wasn’t tech-savvy) for his two blind daughters who cannot leave the house because they have no one to take them...
