April 2010
20 posts
50 points
I’m standing next to an Amish midget at LAX. I wish there were such thing as a human scavenger hunt. I’d be winning.
Reason #17,995 to hate New Jersey →
A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Philadelphia Philliesgame.
Twenty-one-year-old Matthew Clemmens, of Cherry Hill, N.J., was arraigned Friday on charges stemming from his behavior at Wednesday night’s Phillies-Nationals game.
Police say Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police...
Sunday Capper
Sundays are great. Sundays with nothing to do are better. Sundays at Hennesseys watching a crazy chick hit her boyfriend with her car, then try and beat him up, then a bouncer is totally awesome.
MacGruber Trailer: “…not for long.”