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Terrible Series of Phone Calls between the hours of 9:15 am and 9:18 am
Steve: Hello this is Steve
Me: Oh, hi. Is this the Monarch Beach Market?
Steve: Umm, can I help you?
Me: Is this the Monarch Beach Market? Do you have any Finnish beer?
Steve: What? Who is this?
Me: Am I talking to anyone at the Monarch Beach Market right now?
Steve: I don’t know who you are, but this is Steve.
Me: (exasperated) OK, sorry.Next call, actually reached the Monarch Beach Market
MBM Employee: Market.
Me: Hi, do you have any Finnish beer?
MBM Employee: No.
Me: (loooooooong pause, trying to formulate the next question) Whe-
MBM Employee: (hangs up)Happy Monday morning!
